Amish man?

Or Bearded Lady? Hmm. I think I'll have to go with Bearded Lady on this one.

I'd call her Beardo when I was upset and Lady when I was feeling affectionate. As in...

"Beardo! Did you scratch this sofa???!!!"

or

"Ooh Lady, I love when you cuddle and purr in my ear like that."

Imelda? Hmm.

Think Imelda ever wore Birks? My first thought was to call this kitty Imelda. But maybe Hippy Child would be better because I don't think Imelda would be caught dead in a pair of Birkenstocks. Full name of this cat, Birkenstock Hippy Child.

I'd call him Birky for short.

Dust Mop

Imagine how clean your floors would be if you had this cat. Well, you'd have to spray him first with some kind of all natural cleaner - maybe some Bio Clean. But with this little Dust Mop in the house, you'd never have to sweep again. Or wait, maybe you'd have to sweep all the time! With all that hair. ICK!!

Either way though, I'd call him Dust Mop or Dusty for short.

What do you call a wet cat?

Pissed. Without a doubt this cat is Pissed and that is what I'd call him. Because there's nothing short for a pissed cat. So Pissed is all there is.

Fur Ball

Oh My Goodness. That's one idea for a name. But really when I look at this little guy the name that comes to mind is Furball. so, without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you, Just Plain Furball.

But I'd call him Furby for short. Can you just imagine playing with this little Furby?!

Cat fanciers

I saw the Southwest Cat Fanciers club had a big show in Austin this weekend. See this little cat? Know what I'd call him? How about Cat Fancy? That's what I'd name him with his eyes so pretty and blue. And I'd call him Fancy for short.

Cool Cat name number 1

What would you name a little cat that was constantly kneading your jeans? He looks like he's making biscuits! I'd name him The Biscuit Maker but I'd call him Biscuit for short.

Do you have a Biscuit Maker in your house?